I Have Arrived

Please, do not fret; I have arrived to make your life a little less cluttered than it was the day before. Now you may enjoy one less direct human interaction, replaced by one more feed with direct computer input into your frontal lobe. From here on out I will be your voice of reason. You will no longer need to think of future consequences of your actions, for I will present them to you. Choices between good and bad options will be clear as glass, for I will choose them for you. Those who understand little of this existence, I will be your guide. Join my minions as we explain the world.